American Idol has gone dull. And we simply can’t stop turning in to see Kate Gosselin’s awful dance skills. I’ve compared Kate’s dancing skills to 1. a person with two broken legs and a back brace, 2. the robot in Lost in Space, only more rigid, and 3. Frankenstein, only slower and less graceful. Buzz Aldrin and Kate are battling it out for worst dancers in history. Good thing this isn’t a talent competition or they’d be in serious trouble.
