March 25th, 2010

News That if You Made it Up – No One Would Believe You!

It’s all so Austin Powers. With none of the panache. You simply give a woman a boob job, only instead of silicone, she’s getting pumped up with a set of dynamite headlights. Literally. If this is true, women will now need to start getting mammograms before boarding flights. If you think delays are bad now, just wait. Keep up the good work terrorists.

British intelligence agencies have discovered female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect.

MI5 reveals the Al Qaeda tactic involves radical docs inserting  explosives in women’s breasts during boob jobs – making them “virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines.”


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