January 6th, 2012

Kelly Killoren Bensimon – Looking For Her Skateboarding Soulmate


Like most other college girls, KKB is looking for a man who can skateboard with her during the day and transition into an evening at The Met with her girls.

Imagine for a moment that you have never heard of KKB and you saw this 43-year-old woman chatting about her skateboarding soulmate in front of a white horse + Christmas tree in her living room.

KKB also enjoys her man wearing Musk by Kiehl’s. Looks like KKB is doing her equivalent of Oprah’s Favorite Things. So if you’re a skateboarder looking for some KKB action, make sure you’re wearing the appropriate scent. And if she asks, your name is MAX.

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