In a hurry to get out the preview? I can’t decide if Bravo TV filmed the entire season of the Real Housewives of Orange County using an iPhone, or if they’re paying high school interns to piece the season together with VHS tapes and iMovie. Nice idea to put the white Bravo logo in front of the white background. It really pops into the background. A medley of incoherent uninteresting thoughts pieced together.
We learn that Gretchen and Slade do comedy. On purpose. Don’t judge, it somehow seems appropriate, yet completely unexpected.
New cast member Heather Dubrow is revealed. Will she be the new Lynne Curtin? She’s trying to get back into acting. Is it too late to bring Lynne back? Maybe even Jo from Season One? Quickly reshoot the season?
Independent woman Tamra Barney has a big dilemma and a mystery surgery (boobs?). Should she move in with her new lover, with or without a ring? Has a ring ever worked as a guarantee for a long-lasting marriage in the last 50 years? Forget the ring and just move in together. Less of a hassle once you do break up and have to drag each other through court. And we see Tamra working out a lot, which will definitely add to the excitement level. Let’s hope your seatbelts are secure and the airbags are ready to deploy.
All in all, this is without a doubt, the “Most Boring Real Housewives” preview clip ever created. Lifetime Achievement Award quality. Set the excitement level on low so that all expectations are exceeded?
[Upper Photo by PR Photos]