We all know Vicki Gunvalson’s relationship with Donn completely went kaput over the last year. Vicki’s house in Coto de Caza house is on the market for $2.6 million, and my Lake Havasu spy tells me Vicki’s vacation home is also on the market. It was a bit of a shocker when Vicki tearfully admitted this week that she and Donn hadn’t had “marital relations” for two years! Yea, that love tank hit empty in the spring of 2009!
And some interesting stories have been showing up lately that make me ask, how many Donns are there?
First there’s the original Donn. The one she renewed her vows with last year (but didn’t reconsummate them? Or they did and it was exactly two years ago, and they never did again. Reconsummate is a word I invented to describe a honeymoon the second time around.)
Then remember a few weeks ago when Vicki and Tamra were in Cabo? This is the scene where Tamra is slamming down body shots on the pool bar. Wooohoooo! Meanwhile, Vicki bumps into a man in the pool that is referred to as a “Donn lookalike.” Refer to this photo to jog your memory. There was clearly a little – dare I say – sexual tension between these two lovebirds. But we just assumed they left this vacation and no digits were keyed into any cells. Why would we think otherwise? Celebs don’t hook up with middle-aged guys in Cabo pool bars for deep meaningful relationships. Do they?
Fast forward to this last week. Vicki is photographed and featured in InTouch with a man named Brook Ayers who is yet another Donn lookalike. Vicki certainly has a type, it’s very specific and when she finds it, she grabs hold! But I have to ask, is this a third Donn lookalike, or is this the same guy from Cabo? What are the odds Vicki met Brook Ayers in Cabo and he just happened to live in L.A.? Did he make a special trip to spend time with Vicki? All of this is certainly curious. What do you think? Exactly how many Donns are there???